'It'sssssssssssssssssss quite wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindy up here,' Flossie bleated.
Lefty nodded. 'Strictly speaking we shouldn't have come up without making a full risk assessment first.'
'Think it's a bit too late for that this time around,' Flossie replied.
'Perhaps I should start carrying a couple of safety harnesses just in case?'
'Feel free to bring it up at the next management meeting.'
'Will do!'
'.............................................Good view though. Reminds me of being at the top of a mainsail.'
'Back in the good old days!'
'Yer! I think next time we'll have to get back to some old fashioned pirating.'
'I'm sure the flock would be right behind you.'
'....................................................................Sorry it's all gone wrong again.'
'Not your fault,' Lefty replied.
'Appreciate your support,' Flossie said, 'but I'm the captain. The ultimate responsibility has to be mine.'
'Don't want to cause any problems............but I don't think I can hold on much longer.'
'Me neither.'
'Been nice serving under you.'
'Always a pleasure,' Flossie replied.
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